May 2010 Poll - Y'all love some ebola!

So. Been a while. How YOU doin.

May's poll asked for worst of the worst natural disasters. You all went overwhelmingly for CONTRACTIBLE DISEASE. Nice work. Well done. Too bad that knowledge won't save you from the oncoming zombie apocalypse. Have fun until then.

OMG #9

Okay. TOTALLY bugging me.
The new Volkswagen commercials with people hitting everyone all over the place.
"Black one." PUNCH
"Blue one." PUNCH

You are destroying my childhood for a new model that has nothing to do with this game.
It's called PUNCH BUG RED or PUNCH BUG BLUE...

Sheesh.
(Do I have too much time on my hands?)

OMG #8

Umm. Yeah. Noah can suck it. And Utnapishtim. AND Deucalion!
Well, you get the picture.

Thankfully, BW HQ escaped unscathed. Well, we did have 2 inches of water in the basement but that went away so it doesn't count.

It really was utter destruction. And it's going to take FOREVER to clean up.
Some people got hit in every way imaginable. Reminds you what tragedy can be.

But we will prevail and continue to post asinine, trivial nonsense on the Internets!

Give to Hands On Nashville or any other googled charity group around here if you so feel the urge. An initial estimate puts rebuilding at near 1 Billion (yes, Dr. Evil, I said Billion, with a "B").

Stay tuned for a Mountain Dew Product Review!!!*
*really does seem pointless after all this...

April 2010 Poll - Why so serious?

My sister-in-law's husband competed in a homemade ice cream contest a while ago and made a flavor called "Why So Strawberry?" Pure. Genius.

The winner of last month's poll for best Batman villain is obviously The Joker. Probably due to Heath Ledger's (RIP) amazing portrayal in the latest Bat-movie. Anyway, BW voted for Mr. Freeze in SPITE of Ahnold's portrayal of him solely due to the handling of Victor in The Animated Series (and the adjunct movie).

Anyway, have a good laugh on us, Mr. J. This town, indeed, needs an enema. And we got one, too! Thanks 13 inches of rain in like 4 minutes!

OMG #7

9.13.10

March 2010 Poll - I'm Late! I'm LATE!

Few days late on the poll numbers BUT...
The winner of your favourite Alice in Wonderland character (technically, I suppose, Through the Looking Glass) is the White Rabbit! This was BW's fave as well, probably because of its Disney depiction bringing back good memories or gas or something...
Nice job, dude. Hurry up. You are late. Grace Slick is going to be pissed!