May the Zombies Eat You First #5

This one goes out to the drunk dude from the neighborhood who apparently was jumping/falling over fences, running through backyards, sitting in people's cars for no reason, and generally raising cain all over the place last night.

You apparently found it an abomination that we parked our car in our driveway behind our house under our street lamp. So you threw a brick through our driver's side window.

Sweet. At least you chose to steal nothing. Making the act all the more random and pointless. Thank for choosing to do so on my birthday and not the day before. Otherwise I would have spent my birthday at the glass shop getting the car fixed. May your cellmates down in lockup have unwittingly been bitten by roamers and they turn overnight. One could imagine that THAT would be a sure-fire way to sober you up...

Pictured below: Driver's side window with hole in it. Brick with no hole in it.