Parents of a one-year-old out on a date after several months.
Movie Theater on a Sunday afternoon.
(First off, may the zombies eat the theater managers first for charging full price for a 4:25 pm show)
Sparsely filled auditorium at 4:10.
Slowly filling up from 4:15 on.
The obligatory doofus-head and girlfriend come in during the previews and sit directly in front of you.
They notice you are gigantic and take up most of the aisle with your gigantic knees spread apart.
They decide to sit directly in front of you anyway.
And, of course, the obligatory doofus-head sits in that chair and does a "Greg Louganis" (see MTZEYF #1) into your crotchal area.
And, of course, during the last preview, a woman and her friends crowd into your aisle and take away your buffer chair.
Fun stuff.
At least the movie (21) was good. Boston hasn't looked that good on film since The Departed.
May the ZOMBIES eat you first...
2 comments:
Yea verily! We had a date night, but spent it at the Wilsons' house, where we stayed long enough to fall asleep (yes, both of us) during Jake's excited HD, giant TV screening of The Frighteners (director's cut). At least it wasn't STOMP!
Hope your crotchal area has recovered!
if you can't eat em'... join em
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