Product Review - Arnold Palmer!

This photo was taken over Christmas here in East Nasty (East Nashville for those suckas out there). This photo contains three awesome things.
#1 AWESOME beard
#2 AWESOME hat
#3 AWESOME beverage

I am not sure why it has taken me so long to bizzlog about the wondrous liquid but it's about time!!! The awesome beverage of choice of awesome people is Arizona Iced Tea's ARNOLD PALMER!!!

Yeah! I know! I hate golf!

But that dude knows how to brew a tasty drink!
It's touted as "Lite" and "1/3 Less Calories".
It SHOULD have a warning label as to how awesome it is!

What? You ask wtf is an Arnold Palmer?
HALF Iced Tea.
HALF Lemonade.
5/3 Awesome.

Kroger down here in the hood just started to carry it and it's all over for me. Save yourself. In fact, funny story, the can in the picture is from a gas station near Louisville. I had to import that shizzle into TN!!!

BEST DRINK EVER
It receives Infinity Orions out of five.
OUT

Heh #3

The Sprint Store is the new DMV.

Sprint.
DMV.
Suckage.

Heh #2

I have OCD.
It appears in many eclectic forms but one of the more interesting ones is that when I get a drink from somewhere like McDonald's or whatever I have to line up the McDonald's logo that is on the lid with the seam in the cup (where the cup is glued together to form the cylinder).

It's weird but awesome at the same time. Right?
Also, when I have a glass at home I always have to drink from it in the exact same spot. Usually, this spot is marked by a logo or picture or something on the glass/cup so I know from where to sip.

That was very therapeutic to get out in the open. And now that I read it, it is pretty awesome.

But, the main reason I'm posting this is to relate something that drives me crazy, mostly due to my OCD.

Manhole covers that have the center yellow lines drawn/painted on them.
When these are removed and put back they are hardly ever put back right.
It drives me crazy to see the center lines NOT matched up.
It's just aesthetics people. You gotta put it back on so why not put it on where the lines line up?
SHEESH!

Is that too much to ask?

Heh #1

Today I have the incredible urge to start yelling "Break yourself, fool!" to random people. Not sure if that would get me shot or what...

Maybe I'll keep this one to myself.

Totally AWESOME!

I am officially freaking out. I found myself in Target yesterday hopping up and down like an idiot. This came after seeing a cover of Cormac McCarthy's book, "The Road", that had a picture of Viggo Mortensen on it and said "Now a major motion picture".

All I can say is...NO HWAY!!!
For anyone who liked "No Country for Old Men" this is a must-read.
For anyone who likes post-apocalyptic stories this is a must-read.
For anyone who is awesome like me this is a must-read.

I've seen a half-dozen production stills and it looks amazing. I'll leave it to you to search yourself so I don't drop any spoilers on you. It looks like they will alter the story a little bit (but when does Hollywood NOT do that?) but I am still 100% stoked. IMDB did not have a US release date but it opens in Argentina in June...huh? Regardless, "Watchmen" will probably hold my attention until this comes out anyway. So AWESOME!

DUDE!

January 2009 Poll - It done gone and went...

Its official. If grammar polls was a football game, than this one were the Super Bowl!!! It should of went on longer then it did but you ain't never gonna believe you're results!!!

It's vs. Its (and sometimes its')!
You're vs. Your!
They're vs. Their!

Contractions or possessive adjectives? Who cares?! They're the winners!
(NOTE: NOT "Their the winners!")

BW's favorite though was the good ol' subject-predicate agreement.
With an emphasis on the "WE WAS..." variety.
I mean, how on Xenu's Green Earth does that sound GOOD to your ears?

Hope you caught the Puppy Bowl and the Kitty Halftime Show!
BW OUT!