We went to the farmers market a few weeks ago to get some pumpkins for Halloween.
(BTW: is it farmers, farmer's, or farmers'?) We ate some pretty good Indian there but the wife heroically stood in line at the Egyptian place for like 3 hours to get me some baklava.
I ate half of it when we got home.
Last night, I saw some foil and what appeared to be the remaining half-wedge of baklava in the fridge. Yeah, I know, "GROSS, it's like months old or something!" Well, that didn't stop me.
HOWEVER...
You know how your expectations for one thing get built up in your head and then you realize what you are getting is not what you expected? Yeah, that's about right.
It was a piece of fish.
P.S. I will pay money for actual evidence that ANYwhere in the world there exists a place out in the middle of nowhere with two bathtubs just sitting there waiting for an older couple with erectile dysfunction. I mean, seriously!!! Where do you get the water for the tub? If it's from a natural source, how are you heating it? And if not, are you telling me you want to get your freak on after you and your privates have been soaking in cold, stagnant water? That's just nasty.
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My question is who is going to help them get up out of those bathtubs!
And where are they going to put the miraculous ED remedy to work? Both of them are not gonna fit in the same tub, and if they try, we're back to #1, who is going to take care of the extraction process?
I'm not sure that a 4 hour erection is the biggest problem this couple is going to have!
True.
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